I was sitting on the beach yesterday talking to one of my favourite straight women about sexuality.  We both agreed that things would be better if everybody on earth thought they were bisexual and then just did whatever and whoever they wanted from that point.  She was astonished when I told her how prejudiced the gay (not queer!) community is towards bisexuals.  Now, I don't conside myself bisexual at all.  I tried a few times, to have sex with men who I loved so much that really, all that w...

There was an influx of lesbians into the village of which I am the only (out) gay this weekend.  Three (three!) of us sat and talked rubbish for a while and then one of us needed to get some work done and the other two went to the beach.  Here endeth the 'scene' update for my section of the Doos Kaap.

When lesbian no2 arrived (henceforth to be referred to as "The Femme") I stuck out a dykely hand and said, "Hi, I'm the official lesbian," and she shook my hand and said she was the official visi...