I’d been ignoring Facebook, because it’s bloated and buggy and doesn’t generate income – I hadn’t even bothered to go and turn email notifications off again after it decided to restore them all to my account without my consent.  Emails would arrive, I’d delete them unless they were really interesting.  Six friend requests came in and I ignored those too, because I assumed they were more of you lot i.e. groupies.  I jest, I jest!  To cut a tedious story short, when I got a message ...