Last night I was doing something I do extremely rarely these days i.e. sitting in a live, dynamic lesbo chatroom. I really should have logged the chat, but it’s only just hit me now, at lunchtime the next day, how funny it actually was.

One of the chatters’ avatars was an ass (not of the donkey variety) with a smiley face (badly) drawn on it. Someone commented, lots of people asked whose ass it was, I said, “Cru...