LGBTQI. I’ve seen the acronym ordered differently, but bear with me, I’m something of a dinosaur and never even got used to LGBT or whatever it used to be. I’m one of those fuckwits who thinks ‘bacon, lettuce, tomato’ every single time.

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Queer
Intersex

What about asexual. pansexual. polysexual, pomosexual? LGBTQIAPPP! Who else did I miss out? And if we’re mixing sexualities and genders into the acronym, there are even...